I can make a fortune!

This rum running is the thing for me! I mean – I can make a fortune!

What do I want to do? Be paid 25 cents an hour to dig ditches for the Municipality for a buncha days every month?

Not me – no siree! I'm gonna get onto the water and make me some real money!

Those other guys who don't want to take any risks, they can dig all the ditches they want! Not for me, that's for certain.