I'm going to play for Steveston

When school is back, I'm going to play for Steveston.

I hate it when the Bridgeport students chant their stupid song: "Ice cream, soda-water, ginger-ale, pop; Bridgeport, Bridgeport – always on the top!" They think they're so smart just because they learn Latin. Who needs Latin!

I bet it's more useful to learn Japanese like the Japanese kids do – at least there is a whole country where they still speak that language! Where can you go to speak Latin! Nowhere, that's where.